LOLTimus Prime is a ROFL Robot created by combining the data of the Apology Atom Bomb, Microsoft Sam, Mike and Scotty into one entity and using the power of hacking to exaggerate their strengths by several thousands. Because of the immense power, LOLTimus Prime proved to be powerful enough to blow open a time rift in the centre of the earth, causing all traces of the events of The Epic War to be erased from existence and from the minds of all but Sam, Mike and Scotty. Because of the immense power, the secret to LOLTimus Prime constantly remains under heavy protection, and any attempts to imitate LOLTimus Prime result in immediate termination by executives of the Speakonia Convention.